There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38D breast,
24" waist,
34" hips.
When she walks into a room people say,
"Oh My God"
